here are some scaaaaaary stories:
The clownsitter calls the parents who were out of the house eating dinner and asks:
'Is it okay if I can cover up the kids? I don't like children...'
'What kids?' the confused owner of the clown statue asks.
'The kids in your bathroom. The children!'
'Get the clown statue out of the house right now!'
'Why, what's wrong?'
'We don't have kids...'
A babysitter calls a wedding reception and asks a nine year old asian girl if she can cover up the clown because he is staring at her rearview mirror.
The girl at the wedding answers "There is no such thing as a clown."
The babysitter then looks in the mirror and she is a skeleton.. and a clown.
Timmy Turner was walking down a street. He noticed that one of the houses had a red door. He knocked on that red door but nobody answered.
A few months later it was his birthday and when he opened his present it wasn't a PS3 or a new bike.
It was a sex offender.
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